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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Who wore it better?

This will never stop being funny until mainstream media stops making bikini armor a standard.

- wincenworks

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just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

(via whispered-words-pretty-lies)

sixpenceee:

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary the day both his wife and mother died. His mother died of typhoid and his wife had just given birth and died of kidney failure. 

did-you-kno:

The British Overseas Territory of St. Helena is home to what is possibly the oldest living land creature, a 182-year-old giant tortoise named Johnathan who can’t see or smell, but loves having his neck rubbed.

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