patriotmarine:

tenacious-sniper-bait:

guns-and-humor:

A Marines lucky day is when he gets shot in the face, and by pure luck the bullet goes into mouth and out his cheek. 

Only the Marines can define “luck” as getting shot in the mouth!

That is exactly what we as Marines would call lucky….could of come out the back of his skull

(via whispered-words-pretty-lies)

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

(via whispered-words-pretty-lies)

did-you-kno:

Mattel once released a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick that vibrated when kids put it between their legs. Source

(Source: elliematic, via soadismylife)

(Source: baptismus-flaminis, via quantum5)